What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?

I have done many many things to people who have INTENTIONALLY hurt me. I mean literally gone out of their way to make sure that they caused me grief. I would never ever dream of hurting someone who unintentionally hurt me or even killed me…

Now mind you these were extreme cases and I would never do it to anybody that was not deserving of it. But yeah, it doesn't pay to be a piece of shit around me because you don't last too long.

But the ones who do it on purpose… I have fed them their pets, stashed drug paraphernalia and pornography in people's cars, sent strippers and prostitutes to people's place of work. Started rumors that they have aids, had sex with their BFF sister mom aunt cousins, filled their vehicle with dog feces and then put a garden hose running full blast in the window, let skunks go in people's houses, taken the garden hose and turned it on full blast and shoved it through the mailbox slot on the front door, told big buffed guys that “ that guy over there talking to your girlfriend is trying to talk her into sucking his cock”, put hair remover in people's cream rinse, sprinkle drain cleaner on someone's front yard, sold people's personal information and sent someone a whole box of black widow spiders containing over 50 spiders, convinced someone that their child was gay when they weren't , put bodily excretions in food containers, massaged my prostate gland with someone's toothbrush… and a bunch of other stuff I can't admit to due to legal issues.

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